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14/04/2008, 2:27 PM jas the barclay king Joined on 02/11/2003 Posts 8,510 Re: It's Joke Time  Houston Canary wrote: What has 9 arms and rocks?  Def Leppard. oh dear! still funny though! jas :)    Report

25/04/2008, 8:30 PM WeAreYellows49 Joined on 11/12/2007 Dereham Posts 2,518 Re: It's Joke Time A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.  He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bl**dy ball!" Formerly - MightyYellows God how I wish I were a tomato in the sun and warmth, instead of being a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed.... ....    Report

25/04/2008, 10:42 PM Shack Attack Joined on 11/08/2005 Posts 1,473 Re: It's Joke Time What's red and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl. "The ball is round. The game lasts ninety minutes. This much is fact. Everything else is pure theory."    Report

25/04/2008, 11:47 PM kick it off Joined on 15/11/2005 Posts 719 Re: It's Joke Time This is off Jimmy Carr: "My Dog's got no nose!" "How does he smell then...?" "....Of Badger blood..."    Report

26/04/2008, 12:45 AM Delia's Well Behaved Devonshire Dirtbox Joined on 26/10/2004 Tiverton Posts 1,579 Re: It's Joke Time Victoria Beckham has admitted to sleeping with Michael Jackson Jacko however has denied it saying he was in Brooklyn at the time I Love Horses and all other farm animals    Report

26/04/2008, 12:49 AM Delia's Well Behaved Devonshire Dirtbox Joined on 26/10/2004 Tiverton Posts 1,579 Re: It's Joke Time Little boy asks his mummy "is it wrong to have a willy mummy?" Mummy replies "no darling, why?" Little boy says "cos daddy is in the bathoom sweating like fook trying to pull his off" I Love Horses and all other farm animals    Report

27/04/2008, 8:54 PM Delia's Well Behaved Devonshire Dirtbox Joined on 26/10/2004 Tiverton Posts 1,579 Re: It's Joke Time Frank Lampard has stated that Didier Drogba will not be invited to his mothers funeral. He cant take the risk that Drogba might dive in the box I Love Horses and all other farm animals    Report

27/04/2008, 8:59 PM WeAreYellows49 Joined on 11/12/2007 Dereham Posts 2,518 Re: It's Joke Time An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lots of friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed. Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there in front of him was a huge cake, with 40 marzipan eyes! The guest, asked him why he laughed, and after some minutes of laughing and wiping his eyes, the doctor said: "I'm just thinking of my buddy who will be 50 next week, who is a gynecologist!" Formerly - MightyYellows God how I wish I were a tomato in the sun and warmth, instead of being a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed.... ....    Report

11/05/2008, 11:39 AM sam Joined on 05/09/2007 Posts 581 Re: It's Joke Time What is the difference between kinky and errotic? Errotic - using a feather Kinky - using the whole chicken I LIKE DON    Report

13/05/2008, 7:53 AM Ginger Pele Joined on 21/07/2006 NORWICH Posts 1,916 Re: It's Joke Time lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol FOZZY is a legend :D    Report

13/05/2008, 9:16 PM sam Joined on 05/09/2007 Posts 581 Re: It's Joke Time I was reading a book called the histroy of glue, i couldn't put it down So you invented tippex, correct me if i'm wrong I took my dog to the vet and he said, i will have to put him down, i said why, he said my arms are hurting I LIKE DON    Report

13/05/2008, 10:49 PM Graham Humphrey Joined on 21/06/2007 Norwich Posts 1,711 Re: It's Joke Time  Delias Devonshire Dirtbox wrote: Frank Lampard has stated that Didier Drogba will not be invited to his mothers funeral. He cant take the risk that Drogba might dive in the box Excellent.    Report

17/05/2008, 8:17 PM sam Joined on 05/09/2007 Posts 581 Re: It's Joke Time I was playing a piano in a bar and this elephant walked in crying his eyes out, i said do you recognise the tune? he said, i recognise the ivory I LIKE DON    Report

18/05/2008, 5:11 PM WeAreYellows49 Joined on 11/12/2007 Dereham Posts 2,518 Re: It's Joke Time A bus stops and two Italian men get on.  They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.  The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first.  Den I come.  Den two asses come together.  I come once-a-more.  Two asses, they come together again.  I come again and pee twice.  Then I come one lasta time. "You foul-mouthed swine" retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.  "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spell a 'Mississippi'." Formerly - MightyYellows God how I wish I were a tomato in the sun and warmth, instead of being a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed.... ....    Report

18/05/2008, 7:47 PM Canary Pirate Joined on 04/01/2007 Swanton Morley Posts 227 Re: It's Joke Time 40 gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter phones God and says " God, I have 40 Gypsies here all waiting to come in, what shall I tell them ". God replies " I can't let them all in at once, tell them I'll take 12 ". St. Peter rings God up 5 minutes later and says " Its ok they've gone ! ". God " What all 40 of them ". St. Peter " NO, THE GATES !!! " BRISTOL ROVERS - " PIRATES OF THE CARROWBEAN "    Report

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