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   14/04/2008, 2:27 PM
jas the barclay king is not online. Last active: 27/08/2008 15:14:21 jas the barclay king



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Re: It's Joke Time

 Houston Canary wrote:
What has 9 arms and rocks?  Def Leppard.

oh dear! still funny though!

jas :)



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   25/04/2008, 8:30 PM
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A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.  He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bl**dy ball!"


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   25/04/2008, 10:42 PM
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What's red and sits in a tree?

A sanitary owl.

"The ball is round. The game lasts ninety minutes. This much is fact. Everything else is pure theory."
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   25/04/2008, 11:47 PM
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Re: It's Joke Time
This is off Jimmy Carr:

"My Dog's got no nose!"

"How does he smell then...?"

"....Of Badger blood..."

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   26/04/2008, 12:45 AM
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Re: It's Joke Time

Victoria Beckham has admitted to sleeping with Michael Jackson

Jacko however has denied it saying he was in Brooklyn at the time


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   26/04/2008, 12:49 AM
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Re: It's Joke Time

Little boy asks his mummy "is it wrong to have a willy mummy?"

Mummy replies "no darling, why?"

Little boy says "cos daddy is in the bathoom sweating like fook trying to pull his off"


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   27/04/2008, 8:54 PM
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Frank Lampard has stated that Didier Drogba will not be invited to his mothers funeral.

He cant take the risk that Drogba might dive in the box


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   27/04/2008, 8:59 PM
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An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lots
of friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a
surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where
the cake was placed.

Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and
immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there in front of
him was a huge cake, with 40 marzipan eyes!

The guest, asked him why he laughed, and after some minutes
of laughing and wiping his eyes, the doctor said:

"I'm just thinking of my buddy who will be 50 next week, who is
a gynecologist!"




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   11/05/2008, 11:39 AM
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What is the difference between kinky and errotic?

Errotic - using a feather

Kinky - using the whole chicken


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   13/05/2008, 7:53 AM
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Re: It's Joke Time
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FOZZY is a legend :D
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   13/05/2008, 9:16 PM
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I was reading a book called the histroy of glue, i couldn't put it down

So you invented tippex, correct me if i'm wrong

I took my dog to the vet and he said, i will have to put him down, i said why, he said my arms are hurting


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   13/05/2008, 10:49 PM
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Re: It's Joke Time
 Delias Devonshire Dirtbox wrote:

Frank Lampard has stated that Didier Drogba will not be invited to his mothers funeral.

He cant take the risk that Drogba might dive in the box

Excellent.




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   17/05/2008, 8:17 PM
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I was playing a piano in a bar and this elephant walked in crying his eyes out, i said do you recognise the tune?

he said, i recognise the ivory


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   18/05/2008, 5:11 PM
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on.  They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.  The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first.  Den I come.  Den two asses come together.  I come once-a-more.  Two asses, they come together again.  I come again and pee twice.  Then I come one lasta time. "You foul-mouthed swine" retorted the lady idignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.  "Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spell a 'Mississippi'."

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   18/05/2008, 7:47 PM
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Re: It's Joke Time
40 gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter phones God and says " God, I have 40 Gypsies here all waiting to come in, what shall I tell them ". God replies " I can't let them all in at once, tell them I'll take 12 ". St. Peter rings God up 5 minutes later and says " Its ok they've gone ! ". God " What all 40 of them ". St. Peter " NO, THE GATES !!! " Big Smile [:D]
BRISTOL ROVERS - " PIRATES OF THE CARROWBEAN "
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