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28/01/2008, 12:38 PM NottsCanary Joined on 09/05/2005 Nottingham/Norwich Posts 418 Re: It's Joke Time Man goes into a doctors... "doctor, doctor, im getting these really strange symptons where i feel like a moth!" "a moth? i dont think its me you need to see its the psychiatric at the end of the corridor you'll need to see" "yeh I was goin to see him but your light was on!"      Report

28/01/2008, 4:28 PM sam Joined on 05/09/2007 Posts 581 Re: It's Joke Time Here are some one liners and jokes for all you pinkun users to enjoy: 1) It's easy to distract a fat person, it's a piece of cake. 2) When it comes to charity some people will stop at nothing 3) A jump lead walked into a bar and the bartender says "Alright I'll seve you, but don't start anything" 4) A sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here" 5) A man went to the doctors, he said "I think iv'e got a problem, iv'e got a steering wheel stuck in ym underpants, it's driving me nuts" i have got some more but they are too rood to post on here so i will keep them to myself.   I LIKE DON    Report

29/01/2008, 1:13 PM NottsCanary Joined on 09/05/2005 Nottingham/Norwich Posts 418 Re: It's Joke Time i would tell you a joke about a brick wall, but i just cant get over it    Report

29/01/2008, 4:12 PM sam Joined on 05/09/2007 Posts 581 Re: It's Joke Time actually i am trying to pack myself in a small suitcase, i can hardly contain myself I LIKE DON    Report

30/01/2008, 2:05 PM jas the barclay king Joined on 02/11/2003 Posts 8,510 Re: It's Joke Time Davey, Dennis and Debbie are stranded on a desert island... over time they all get to know each other very well... Perhaps rather TOO well.. because it soon transpires that Debbie is sleeping with both men..   she manages to convince them to keep it quiet... meeting one or the other at different ends of the island... this continued for many months until Davey discovered Dennis and Debbie together when out on a walk on the island.  The 2 men got into a scuffle and forced Debbie to choose one or the other! she asked for a moment to think.. both men left and Debbie, Stricken by guilt, threw herself onto the craggy rocks off the island and died!  Both men were grief stricken... they mourned Debbie when all of a sudden Dennis had a thought... "but.. we both loved her.. how will we fulfil our sexual desires now?" Davey pondered for a bit then a grin hit his face.. he lent forward and whispered in Den's ear..  "we cant do that!" shouted Den" thats horrible... i wont do it.. you cant make me!" "relax..." said Davey "we have known each other for many months now.. we are comfortable around each other and it would stay our little secret... no one need know what we get up to" "ok..i'll go along with it" said Dennis.. Anyway... a few months later, after a night of passion Dennis weeps... "i cant do it.. not any more.. i just cant do it" to which Dennis replies.. "yeh nor can i.. i really think we should bury her now!" jas :)    Report

02/02/2008, 7:25 PM sam Joined on 05/09/2007 Posts 581 Re: It's Joke Time Sven Goran Erikson was asked after the Sheffield Unite game how he felt after he had discovered some money had been stolen, he said "I don't feel to grand"   I LIKE DON    Report

02/02/2008, 9:47 PM C.T (i am NOT 1st wiz!) Joined on 21/02/2006 cambridge Posts 3,386 Re: It's Joke Time  sam wrote: Sven Goran Erikson was asked after the Sheffield Unite game how he felt after he had discovered some money had been stolen, he said "I don't feel to grand" You got that from soccer AM! Class joke though IPSW*** are SCUM! respect to Sir Bobby    Report

11/02/2008, 2:48 PM CanaryColt Joined on 07/12/2007 Posts 71 Re: It's Joke Time theres this man at the SuperBowl and he spots a seat at the SuperBowl in line with the 50 yard line he walks up and thinks about sitting there instead of his current seat with a 'restricted view' so he walks over and asks the man sittin beside it if he can sit there. the man goes 'yeah thats fine' 'Woah these seats are great how come nobody wanted it?' asked the guy 'Well, every year for the past 30 years me and my wife go to every SuperBowl, but unfortunately this year she passed on so she obviously cant come but i had brought the ticket anyway.' 'Awwh i'm sorry to hear of your loss, but isn't there a relative or family friend who you could have brought along?' The man inquired 'Oh yes, plenty, but their all at the funeral.'   :D    Report

11/02/2008, 11:32 PM sam Joined on 05/09/2007 Posts 581 Re: It's Joke Time haha very good. How about this one, the other day i went to a shopping centre and i needed to go upstairs so i thought i would take the esculator, the sign at the bottom with all of the safety instructions said "Dogs must be carried on this esculator", could i fond a dog, could i ****. : D   I LIKE DON    Report

15/02/2008, 8:50 AM we8wba Joined on 16/06/2007 Posts 2,969 Re: It's Joke Time whats the difference between a ginger man and a brick??? brick has a chance to get laid    Report

15/02/2008, 12:41 PM sam Joined on 05/09/2007 Posts 581 Re: It's Joke Time Environmentalists tell us that every day an area the size of Wales is destroyed, why is it never Wales??   I LIKE DON    Report

15/02/2008, 2:17 PM Adam_Newcastle_Fan Joined on 21/01/2008 Posts 41 Re: It's Joke Time You have definitely been watching Jimmy Carr mate that joke there and a few others on here are from one of his live shows Lift Fun Means More To Me Than Christmas Ever Will    Report

15/02/2008, 8:50 PM sam Joined on 05/09/2007 Posts 581 Re: It's Joke Time i know, but they are funny!! that is why i posted them I LIKE DON    Report

20/02/2008, 10:30 AM The Walking Man Joined on 12/01/2006 Some random valley... Posts 840 Re: It's Joke Time Ipswich    Report

20/03/2008, 8:17 PM WeAreYellows49 Joined on 11/12/2007 Dereham Posts 2,518 Re: It's Joke Time Have you heard about the Bulemic Dyslexic? she choked on her own Vimto Formerly - MightyYellows God how I wish I were a tomato in the sun and warmth, instead of being a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed.... ....    Report

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