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   02/10/2008, 11:59 AM
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Fans should take comfort from accounts
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   02/10/2008, 12:09 PM
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Re: Fans should take comfort from accounts

Oh dear Neil, another fine spin.  So NC finaces are ''robust'', well I will now put the bunting out and blow up the balloons to celebrate we are showing vigor, strength, or firmness.

As nan would say on Catherine Tate ''what a load of old ****''.

Have a nice day.

 

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   02/10/2008, 12:14 PM
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take heart..lol...woooopeeeee we are £18 mil in debt..with no money for transfers...lets all have a party...ffs doomcaster get a grip
ON THE BALL CITY....KICK IT OFF..
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   02/10/2008, 12:16 PM
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Re: Fans should take comfort from accounts

£18.8 million lol don't forget the .8.

I am fed up with all the spin lately, what a pile of pants. Smile [:)]


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   02/10/2008, 12:20 PM
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Re: Fans should take comfort from accounts

Hallow Neil

Dunt sit on the fence tell us are we or are we not practicing that spin at Colney.

Cause if not your mother must have been wonder woman.


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   02/10/2008, 12:20 PM
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If it looks like **** smells like ****then trust me, it is ****!Indifferent [:|]
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   02/10/2008, 12:37 PM
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Re: Fans should take comfort from accounts
 WeAreYellows49 wrote:

£18.8 million lol don't forget the .8.

I am fed up with all the spin lately, what a pile of pants. Smile [:)]

and the .8  lol   i think what he is saying is lets take comfort we are not £19mil in debt
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   02/10/2008, 12:40 PM
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Well done Neil - you fully deserve your £180k+ salary....

Lets not forget Doomcaster is basically painting this "rosy" picture because that is basically what he is paid to do - manage the finances of the club. If he were to say the club is in a financial mess - he is basically saying he hasn't done his job properly - which as we all know from our lovable Neil is very unlikely.

His comments relating to wealthy people wanting to invest in the playing side doesn't sound too encouraging in terms of getting a new wealthy OWNER either..seems they are still looking for people to give them money for nothing in return... 


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   02/10/2008, 12:41 PM
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Is there a firm date for the AGM yet? 

The Doom mentioned it but I've had nothing drop through my letterbox as yet


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   02/10/2008, 12:46 PM
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Re: Fans should take comfort from accounts
CHAMPIONSHIP NET DEBT, 2006-7

Burnley £3m

Cardiff City £27m

Coventry City £30m

Derby County £30m

Hull City £1m

Ipswich Town £33m

Leicester City £14m

Norwich City £18m

Plymouth Argyle £3m

Preston NE £6m

QPR £18m

Sheffield Wed £28m

Southampton £19m

Stoke City £2m

Sunderland £53m

WBA £4m

Wolves £4m


So despite our season in the Premiership, parachute payments and the fire sale of our entire squad we've got more debt than Stoke, Plymouth, Preston, Hull and Burnley combined. But it's OK, 'cos Sheffield Wednesday, Southampton and Cardiff will go into administration a good six months before we do. Good to know.

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   02/10/2008, 12:50 PM
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Be fair, we have enjoyed seeing a succession of fantastic signings since we were relegated, many of whose wages would not have come cheap. For me, watching the likes of Murray, Strihavka has made the increased debt worth it!
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   02/10/2008, 1:31 PM
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Re: Fans should take comfort from accounts

 Grando wrote:
Be fair, we have enjoyed seeing a succession of fantastic signings since we were relegated, many of whose wages would not have come cheap. For me, watching the likes of Murray, Strihavka has made the increased debt worth it!

 

I really do hope you were being sarcastic lol


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 city-till-i-die wrote:
 WeAreYellows49 wrote:

£18.8 million lol don't forget the .8.

I am fed up with all the spin lately, what a pile of pants. Smile [:)]

and the .8  lol   i think what he is saying is lets take comfort we are not £19mil in debt

 

Well the .8 is important, it means that we aren't quite as well off as some would believe, now if it was just £18mill, well that sounds better than £18.8 doesn't it? lol Wink [;)]

 


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   02/10/2008, 1:55 PM
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Re: Fans should take comfort from accounts

For the benefit of all you lovely posters I've run this through Shack's  Spin-o-Meter and can now reveal the results.

"Some people seem to alarmed about the fact that we haven't got a pot to p*ss in so yours truly has been wheeled out yet again to try and confuse them into believing everything is OK.

With the AGM a mere three weeks ago I need to make sure that the old dears at the front don't turn nasty when they find out we've replaced the M&S cookies with Tesco Value Custard Creams.

Here are some examples of terrible financial problems throughout the world which have been included in this column purely to make you think that things could be so much worse.

You may find it quite surprising that the financial picture at Carrow Road is actually quite robust. I say quite surprising, f*cking unbelievable would possibly be more apt.

One female supporter from Stowmarket who lists her hobbies as cooking and socialising with friends summed up these figures as a "pleasant surprise". A lot of other people used quite a different phrase.

All supporters should take comfort from the figures........in the same way they should take comfort from forgetting to put their heating on at night only to discover they had p*ssed the bed thus keeping them warm and saving money!

Some nasty media types refuse to believe my carefully choreographed spin. They are scum. Find them and kill them.

I'm about to mention Chelsea and Manchester United in comparison with us. Please don't laugh. QUICK LOOK AT READING AND CHARLTON!!!

The table at the bottom will show that some clubs are worse off than us. It will also show that some are better off than us. Ignore these. Just concentrate on the fact that some clubs are worse off than us.

Lower debts would be preferable. Sleeping with Kelly Brook would be prefrable than mastubating into a sock every night. You can't always get what you want. At least the sock won't dump me for some film star.

We're not as skint as we were in 1996. We're skint, I mean really skint. But not that skint. Rejoice.

Robust, sound and manageable. Robust, sound and manageable. Robust, sound and manageable. Robust, sound and manageable. Robust, sound and manageable. Robust, sound and manageable. It's not our fault honest.

Aren't the directors great. There's no need to point that at me Michael I was going to write it anyway. 'Investors'. Why the '...'. Simple. I'm implying that they don't really exist.

Short term loans are great. When things go really tits up, and they will, we can send them all back. And I'll play up front.

Southampton are completely f*cked. What do you mean they beat us on Tuesday!

There are wealthy individuals apparently keen to put their money into playing squad improvements. See how I used the word apparently. Peter Cullum is a very nasty man.

Anyway we know you'll all be back next year. We've been s*it for three years now and you still turn up in your droves. Idiots.

Wink [;)]

 


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   02/10/2008, 2:10 PM
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Re: Fans should take comfort from accounts
 Shack Attack wrote:

For the benefit of all you lovely posters I've run this through Shack's  Spin-o-Meter and can now reveal the results.

"Some people seem to alarmed about the fact that we haven't got a pot to p*ss in so yours truly has been wheeled out yet again to try and confuse them into believing everything is OK.

With the AGM a mere three weeks ago I need to make sure that the old dears at the front don't turn nasty when they find out we've replaced the M&S cookies with Tesco Value Custard Creams.

Here are some examples of terrible financial problems throughout the world which have been included in this column purely to make you think that things could be so much worse.

You may find it quite surprising that the financial picture at Carrow Road is actually quite robust. I say quite surprising, f*cking unbelievable would possibly be more apt.

One female supporter from Stowmarket who lists her hobbies as cooking and socialising with friends summed up these figures as a "pleasant surprise". A lot of other people used quite a different phrase.

All supporters should take comfort from the figures........in the same way they should take comfort from forgetting to put their heating on at night only to discover they had p*ssed the bed thus keeping them warm and saving money!

Some nasty media types refuse to believe my carefully choreographed spin. They are scum. Find them and kill them.

I'm about to mention Chelsea and Manchester United in comparison with us. Please don't laugh. QUICK LOOK AT READING AND CHARLTON!!!

The table at the bottom will show that some clubs are worse off than us. It will also show that some are better off than us. Ignore these. Just concentrate on the fact that some clubs are worse off than us.

Lower debts would be preferable. Sleeping with Kelly Brook would be prefrable than mastubating into a sock every night. You can't always get what you want. At least the sock won't dump me for some film star.

We're not as skint as we were in 1996. We're skint, I mean really skint. But not that skint. Rejoice.

Robust, sound and manageable. Robust, sound and manageable. Robust, sound and manageable. Robust, sound and manageable. Robust, sound and manageable. Robust, sound and manageable. It's not our fault honest.

Aren't the directors great. There's no need to point that at me Michael I was going to write it anyway. 'Investors'. Why the '...'. Simple. I'm implying that they don't really exist.

Short term loans are great. When things go really tits up, and they will, we can send them all back. And I'll play up front.

Southampton are completely f*cked. What do you mean they beat us on Tuesday!

There are wealthy individuals apparently keen to put their money into playing squad improvements. See how I used the word apparently. Peter Cullum is a very nasty man.

Anyway we know you'll all be back next year. We've been s*it for three years now and you still turn up in your droves. Idiots.

Wink [;)]

 

 

lol that made me chuckle, thanks Smile [:)]Yes [Y]

 


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